Here Are Your  2003
EGG  TOSS  CHAMPIONS
Greg Percoco & Michael Baroz
And Now...
Here's Alittle Egg On Your Face...



Dr. Evil & Mini Me Have Just Stolen
One Milllllion Dollars !
Here we have Dr. Evil (Billy Mcdermott ) and his faithful sidekick Mini Me (Billy Jr.) during the egg toss.
Dr. Evil & Mini Me have just won the egg toss and excepted
their winning scratch-offs from Lynn Mondello... Egg Toss Chairman.
But wait... Someone's just been busted... the pressure was just too much to bare and Dr. Evil caved in and admitted to using a golf ball instead of an egg to win the toss. Unbelievably noone spotted the round orb as the good Dr. and Mini Me hoodwinked us all!
Michael & Greg celebrate their newfound glory by belittling the busted with the universal sign of the "Loser"... and loving every minute of it I may add!
The word spread quickly that there was a rotten egg amongst us... and it got ugly...
Suddenly Dr. Evil & Mini Me found themselves caught between the crosshairs of an aerial egg assult as the crowd took matters into their own hands. And as the yoke dripped from Evils' eye... Michael hunches up to try and protect the family jewels.

As the awards ceremony comes to a close... Dr. Evil & Mini Me get reprimanded by Chairman Mondello and her Ethics Commitee Chaiman Patti Lyons.
It's a tongue lashing that neither would soon forget!
( Get'chor your mind outta the gutter... that's my wife and cousin... you sick bastards... LoL )
And finally... a disgusted Evil lears back at a jocular Me as Mini affirms...
"Not so Evil after all... are ya Doc"...

Oh man... ya gotta love it!!